The 49th worst thing about modern football

…is, according to The Times, Motorway Service Stations.

You pop in to go to the toilet and five minutes later you’ve bought a full-English breakfast for £18.99 and joined the AA.

I have no idea what relevence this is to football, unless it’s a sideways look at the life of a supporter. I suppose if you travel to a lot of away games, you’re going to see the inside of plenty of MSAs in the course of a season.